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Saturday, January 30, 2010

What is wrong?

It was 29 January 2010, a Friday.

I boarded a bus. It was around 9.30PM.

What was wrong? Well, I took a seat at the back.

The glass windows are smeared with sweat and facial oil. Why?

And some passengers are eating in the bus. Why?

Throughout the whole ride I was feeling very uncomfortable. It gives me the image of a passenger smothering the glass windows using their faces and hair. Disgustingly disgusting.

About those passengers eating in the bus, I wonder which part of "No food and drinks allowed" do they understand.

Yes, which part do they understand.

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I can't write as much as before it seems.

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Sly.

Stalker.

Similar, no?

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I’ve stared at the strong shining moon long enough to be bored.
Can’t even turn myself into a werewolf.


TEH EDN

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Red Khezu drawn by me.



Red Khezu.






Similar. No?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Two weeks after the start of school.

It's cool. Lots of funny stuff happened. I shall write them down.


15 January 2010, Friday.

PE lesson. There were a few of the students not in PE attire, including me. So the teacher asked why. At every single student.

1st Student: I hurt my leg.

Teacher: K.

2nd student: No pants.

Teacher: Wear it next week.

3rd Student, Sly: Me attirez are teh small. Me don't wanna wear it yo.

Teacher: Wear it. Nao.

4th student, a total fag: I sprained my back two week..I mean, last year February.

Me: What? Should have healed.

Teacher: Exactly.

Fag: No lah...I didn't consult a doctor and it got worse. So my mother called me not to wear my PE attire.

Teacher: Get me a MC.

Me: I sprained my neck ten years ago...then my grandparents called me not to wear my PE attire...

Teacher (Obviously knew I did a parody of the fag): *Reaches out hand to pull my ear*

Me: RELAX!

Teacher: ...Tell me why didn't you bring your PE attire.

Me: I don't like the PE attire.

Another teacher, beside me. (I totally didn't notice him.): *Pinches me on my skin on my belly on the right*

Me: OUCH! (Pincer attack?! What the...)

Teacher: Bring your PE attire next week.

Me: ...I will.

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English lesson. Date, I forgot.

Aaron's fetish of exhaust pipes was made known to the whole class.


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After writing all these, there are still lots of funny stuff. Just that, I forgot them. I will blog every time something cool or funny happens. Alright people, adios.


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