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Seoul is the city, that I believe, have the most plastic surgeons in Korea.

If you EVER went to Korea, all the pretty boys and girls have the SAME nose and SAME hair.


It’s like civilian Clone Troopers.
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I dail it, but doesnt connect up. It said dail 6 triple 3, 9 triple 8. So I press..

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-PlayPark Forums


LOL'D x2

Went to Causeway Point with JOON HORNK because he was begging me to go with him.
-Reached Causeway Point.
-Went to Cold Storage.
-JOON HORNK bought some groceries.
-Went to Sakae Sushi.
-Saw a long queue.
-Waited for a few minutes to get seated.
-Saw a guy holding a big tray just to hold a bottle of Yakult. Lol'd
-Ordered some food.
-Food came , started eating.
-Lol'd lots of times during the meal.
-JOON HORNK hid the salmon nabanzuke because it was COLD+SOUR+CHILI+FISH+FRIED. Lol'd
-One of the staff came to clear our plates and we Lol'd and then serious'd.
-Paid for the meal and went home.

On this dark day, it is my darkest hour yet. In this world full of war, turmoil and deception, a soul was gone. I am here on behalf of my dearest friend, she died today this morning. I am going to tell you a story, stranger, on how me and she met, how I, Dragon met my now-gone partner.

Death works in cruel ways my friend, and this is how death made me miserable, it probably took Death a second to think of a better way to spend the rest of my life miserable, and you know what? I think his planned worked. Being the most common of man, I, Dragon, was doing nothing in my room, I was probably asleep at that time.

And then my brother came and he introduced her to me. I was confused, ‘what’s up with my brother?’ I thought, but in the end, I introduced myself to the little miracle. She was amazing I say, sincerely amazing. She was from China and was a Chinese born American, though that doesn’t make any sense. She was from an unknown and poor family, and came all the way here. She was somehow lost in Singapore after being ‘smuggled’ illegally in.

Being a kind guy, my brother and I let her stayed in our house, that’s when our friendship started to grew. My brother kept leaving me and her alone at sometimes, and the first day I was with her, I felt uncomfortable.

Right, day by day, we liked each other more and more. We had a great time I say! We became like best friends in just two months! We shared our pain and suffering, mostly mine. All the time we were friends, she was quiet and not the type who likes to talk but who cares, at least we were buddies.

At one time in our friendship, I accidentally spilled Maggie Mee over her but she was a calm one, she didn’t care and she let me wiped her with those raggedy old clothes in the house. One day in a some period of time as well, I accidentally made her slip and fall, even though a bit shaken, she was still okay, and still silent, holding back her pain.

Everyday we met at the same place, which was in my house. I remembered her staying silently in front of the TV while I gone to my room and fell into a deep slumber. The next day I would see her up and running and ready for another day of being together. She never complained always seeing me coming to her and be together all day long, never.

She was never bored with my repeated presence. On occasional days, I would push her; push her hard, if ya know what I mean! He he. Sometimes I would go into a fit of rage if she wouldn’t respond what I was doing, sometimes she’s so blank, but I learned to appreciate her silent personality.

After 2 years of friendship, everything went down hill. That morning I saw her still not up as I went to the city to do some urban running or jogging. After 2 hours, I came back and was sweating a lot. I saw her though, but something was wrong. Í push deep into her, yet she didnt respond I mean, when I did that (in a good sense), she would always wake up, always. Until then I knew what had happened to her, she was dead. Her pure white body and her blue-green blanket covered her, I saw her eyes, her eyes were dead man. Very very dead.

From my diagnosis, she probably got well…, I saw what was clogging her hole, white transparent stuff. I went out of my mind man! In the end I went so crazy I locked myself in my room till 2pm. How could this happened man? I didn’t see any break-ins or shattered glass.

I was so angry I just waited and waited. Soon I thought of something, it was for good or for worse, I buried her in the backyard. When the last patch of dirt was in place, I went up my room, thinking what would I say to my brother. But yeah, I will tell him the truth, till now he hasn’t come back.

So please, ungrateful bastards, cherish your love ones. Death is a lump of shit that takes everything you love, I know because he took away mine. I’m in a deep state of sorrow while typing on my laptop right now.

My dear friend, if you are seeing this right now, I hope you knew that you were special to me. I remember the good times we had, I remember when we were annoying people on some occasions, I still remember our motto that you created “I gave them carnage, you gave them hell”. It was kind of surprising for a silent person like you, but that doesn’t matter now.

You’re gone and may just be on the highroad to Hell, but I will always pray for good luck on your journey in the afterlife, my friend. May you rest in peace, from your dear friend, Dragon.





R.I.P my keyboard.

P.S: I didn’t actually bury my keyboard but how do I resolve this problem? When I connected it to my other PC it was working fine, but when I connected to my other computer, whatever I type, it won’t respond, and the LCD lights aren’t working. Please help me resolve this problem.

Basketball...

Judge : Why did you print fake money?
Accused : Because I don't know how to print real money.
Judge : .....


Pwnt.

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (CNN)—Children dancing and jumping in a musical at a school in Haiti’s capital caused the building to partially collapse on its foundation Wednesday, a top Red Cross official said.
A partially-collapsed school in Port-au-Prince that left 7 injured Wednesday.

High School Musical anyone?

Attended 2e5'07 barbecue yesterday.

Went to the event venue and waited for the time to start the barbecue. While waiting...we went for a game of basketball. When we were preparing to leave the court
, I-Don't-Know-Who noticed that Jonathan was sleeping peacefuly. So we left him in the court and left.

When it's time for the barbecue...some went to start the fire including me while some remained unseen. 10 minutes passed and the fire is still not started yet and the lighter provided was fucked up. I suggested throwing the lighter on the floor and Roy threw it near us and it exploded.

After the fire started , some cooked , some chatted , one emo-ed.
Had some half-cooked food , Not delicious at all , almost puked. Blame my hunger.

About 7.30pm , somehow , it rained.
It rained heavily and miraculously , everyone except some remained dry. Intriguing indeed. After the rain stopped , had a few round of true or dare , 40% humiliating , 30% forced to say out our secrets to everyone (When the girls went missing halfway) , 30% answering private questions.

Went home around 10.15pm and reached home around 12pm. Bathed and then slept.

Had a nightmare.

-Saw a babe with her boyfriend.

-Had a heartbreak because her boyfriend is bigger sized than me , and has bad fashion sense.

-Went into a shop , took a toy gun , pressed the trigger for fun and my elder brother somehow appeared in front of me.

-Bullets shot out of the toy gun.

-My elder brother removed the bullets out of his body , as if it was painless.

-I woke up. Visited the toilet 3 times in 30 minutes.

Holiday  /ˈhɒlɪˌdeɪ/ [hol-i-dey]
1. A time or period of exemption from any requirement, duty, assessment.

stu⋅dent /ˈstudnt, ˈstyud-/ [stood-nt, styood-]
1. One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university.

Teacher :"It is your duty as a student to do the homework or holiday homework I give to you."

Student on holiday

Which means , students on holiday do not need to carry out the duty of a student.

Therefore , we are not required to do any so-called "Holiday homework"

Holiday homework = Homework meant for students during the holidays

"Holiday homework" are given out to the students to do , but , during the holidays , students do not need to carry out the duty of a student during the holidays.

So , students on holiday like me do not need to do any "holiday homework"

(The holidays I am talking about is school holidays for students.)

(This is just MY opinion , you might not agree with me , but remember , this is just MY opinion)

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Time Management? NO!

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Many people want to be coached to manage their time better. You cannot manage time anyway; it just keeps ticking away no matter what you do.

What you can do is manage yourself based on the two concepts: self-knowledge and self-acceptance. Following are four principles to maximize the time that you have. They take time to incorporate into your life at the habit level. Don't give up. Keep practicing.

1) Good Enough

Accept that no human being is meant to do everything. We do something better than others and vice versa. Adopt the concept of "good enough". How much time did you spend past "good enough"? Demand higher standards of excellence where it really counts.

2) Specialness

Concentrate on excelling in what you do well, what you would enjoy doing better. Delegate or hire people who complement you or can fill the needs you have in areas you do not know that well. Appreciate your talents and excellence and flaunt them. Let others have their specialness too. The results will not only save time but enrich and free you.

3) Energy and Time

Know and honor your energy levels. Do the most challenging at your peak energy time and to refresh yourself at low energy periods.

4) Focus in the Moment

Develop habits that help you focus on what you are doing in the moment. By putting everything else out of your mind while focusing on the task at hand, you will be using your time efficiently. If you get stuck on something, take a break. Move to something else, get the information you need to continue, change scenery, stretch, whatever it takes, but don't sit there stuck.

Source : articlebase.com

Epic snail is epic.
Ya rly.

When someone tells you that you can't do something...

Look around...

Consider all options...

Then GO for it!

Use all the things you have!

Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!


-HWZ Forums , EDMW

THIS is the stuff of nightmares - though in this case, the victim could not even fall asleep.

A Taiwanese man by the name of Zheng Yongcai, 47, endured nasal pain and a persistently running nose for three days.

But the pain didn't go away.

Desperation because of a lack of sleep, Mr Zheng checked himself into a hospital on Tuesday morning, reported Apple Daily Taiwan.

The doctor examined him, then pulled a large cockroach, still wriggling, out of his left nostril.

At the sight of the insect, Mr Zheng involuntarily exclaimed: 'Disgusting.'

The creature was 4cm long and 2cm wide and had been buried about 4cm into Mr Zheng's nostril.

The victim said: 'Since something got stuck in my nose three days ago, the pain has kept me from sleeping.

'It felt like there was another living thing struggling inside my body. It was really terrible.'

The doctor who saw him said that this was an extremely rare case and the first he had seen.

He said that the cockroach could have crawled into Mr Zheng's nose while he was sleeping and got stuck there.

When Mr Zheng picked his nose, he may have driven the insect further inside.


http://www.asiaone.com/Health/News/Story/A1Story20081031-97592.html

Silver coloured hair? You amuse me.
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Real gangsters = Hong Kong mafia , MS-13 , Yakuza

Defination of Singapore gangsters ,

"Those go around gang fighting, start smoking when underage, always think they very cool/tough but when police come all don't know run where." - PlayPark Forums

That reminds me when a couple of teens smoking under the void deck,then one of them called "Oi,Muthu!"

The one guy siao,quickly want to run away.
Then one of them say "Oi,where you go?"

He replied "That guy say mata!"

Then they laughed and one guy said "Muthu lah!" - PlayPark Forums
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A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story."

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...3&in_page_id=2