Thursday 23rd July. 2009.

Nothing interesting happened before recess.

And so it was recess, we finished eating and Wen Xiang, Jun Hong, Sylvester and I went to sit at a bench behind the canteen.

We were quite amazed at the fact that the table is made up of planks of wood.

Time passed quickly. It was 11:52AM. We were supposed to report to class at 11:55AM.

And going back to our classes takes around 3 minutes.

And so we went past the canteen and met 2 teachers. Nothing special. Not until one of them opened her mouth and started talking.

Teacher A: What are you all doing here?

Me: Walking back to class.

Teacher A: Why are you guys not at class?

Me: Staggered recess.

Teacher A: What time did your recess start?

Sylvester: 11:20AM

Teacher A: Your recess is over. You guys are late for class!

Teacher B: Your recess ends at 11:55AM.

Sylvester: Exactly.

Me: Look at my watch, it's 11:53AM.

Teacher A: No, you guys are already late. Wait for me outside the general office.

My thoughts: Unreasonable teacher is unreasonable. She denied the existence of the time stated in my watch and substituted it with another time. Amazing.

So, we waited outside the general office and she came to look for us a few minutes later.

And so she told a school staff to let us fill up offence forms.

So we filled in the forms and waited for the next instruction.

A period went by, and we were asked to go back to class. And instructed to meet another teacher at the general office at 1:40PM.

Time: 1:40PM.

Went to look for the teacher and we told our side of the story. Jun Hong got sent back to class as he still had lessons.

Teacher C: Do you know how long do you need to walk back to class?

So we replied together,

Me, Sylvester: 3 minutes.

Wen Xiang: We could reach class within 2 minutes.

Teacher C: Ok, next time I want to see you walk back to class within 2 minutes.

My thoughts: Nice move, Flash.

And so we were let off with a warning, after the teacher preached for about 3 minutes with a strange orange glow behind him.

Nothing much happened after the incident.

Lesson learnt: You cannot be late for class, but you can be early for class. You cannot be dismissed early, but you can be dismissed late.



TEH EDN

“I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray,
UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS.

-From Fate/Stay Night





I am the bone of my essay.
Procrastination is my body, caffeine is my blood.
I have ignored over a thousand deadlines.
Unknown to essay formats, nor to passing grades.
Have withstood responsibility to fail many classes.
Yet those classes will never teach anything.
So, as I hand in, '
UNLIMITED ESSAY WORKS.

-From students.

Edit 1. An interesting conversation I had with a classmate. I saw him playing with a box. And I didn't like his face so I said,

Me: You are not supposed to play the box like that. You should put it over your head.

Classmate: My foot!

Me: No! Not your foot, your head!

End-


7 July 2009. Tuesday.

-After recess

English lesson. Got picked by the teacher. Seems fun for the teacher, but not to me.

Damn pissed.

Physics lesson. People started to play with medicated oil. And it's no wonder how they could find fun in medicated oil.

When you are locked in a room with a grain of rice, you would be able to find fun in almost anything.

Urgh. Immature people.

After school, had lunch, went home.

Blogging now. Off to play Monster Hunter. Byezorz.


TEH EDN

ROAD RUNNER~ THE COYOTE IS AFTER YOU~

Sunday, 5 July 2009.

Played GTA San Andreas on my laptop and went for tuition. Got praised again.

"You learn things quickly!"

Meh. I hope to understand the concept of 1 + 1 = 3.

Met with my elder brother at Bukit Panjang Plaza. I wonder why my father asked me to accompany him.

So...we went to the optical shop and one of the staff came to greet us.

My brother asked the staff what kind of glasses suit him.

And so the staff said, "The Oakley glasses your friend is wearing is not bad."

Very interesting.

After choosing what kind of glasses he wanted, had an eye check and paid for the deposit, he went home and I went to Jun Hong's house.

And so we started hunting monsters in Monster Hunter Freedom Unite.

Very interesting.

Nothing much happened after we got bored of hunting.

Was raining non-stop.

And so me Beng Chew and Jonathan went home around 8.30 PM.

So I reached Choa Chu Kang MRT station. I continued my journey home in a bus.

So the bus was driving like, VRUUUUUUUUUUM.

Very fast. The bus reached a curve and it slowed down a little. Just a little.

The bus tilted so much that it felt like it is about to do a barrel roll.

Very interesting. Very hungry now. Off to play GTA San Andreas.

TEH EDN