Researchers at Tabriz Medical University in Iran have carried out the study and found that masturbation could be the best treatment for nasal congestion for guys.

According to them, the logic behind the new method is based on the fact that the nose and genitals are connected to the same part of the nervous system which controls certain reflexes.

A blocked nose is caused by swollen and inflamed nasal blood vessels, but during ejaculation, sympathetic nervous system constricts blood vessels across the body.

That should soothe the swollen nasal blood vessels, freeing the airway for normal breathing.

“It could have many benefits over decongestant drugs which have been known to contribute to hypertension”, said Zarrintan, a researcher.

TEH EDN

25 May, Monday.

Time: 11:11.

Re-updating this blog. Previous post was too short as I was in a hurry to leave Jonathan's house. To prevent myself from smelling something foul again.

Today is quite an amazing day I say.

Idiocracy filled the air.

Nothing amazing happened before recess.

Nothing amazing happened during recess too!

Something amazing happened during recess. We assembled at the parade square as usual.

So...we were dismissed after a speech from the discipline master. Good speech I say.

Me, Xiang and Sly took the route we usually take to class. Was quite peaceful till a group people ninja-ed in front of us and smoke bomb-ed away. A very interesting moment I say.

So I was like, "WTFUX ELITE NINJAS!" And we took another route back to class.

Walked to the door of our class and saw that everyone was going down to the parade square again for I do not know what happened.

So we went down. Being separated from our class because of the elite ninjas, we were trapped. There were teachers all around the parade square. Didn't want to listen to the "holy voices of the saints".

So...we were trapped and then I was like,




So we used our genuine elite ninja skills and blended in with another class. Managed to get back with our class. Quite amazing I say.

Went back to class, maths, and then physics.

Physics lesson: So...People were throwing a paper ball made out of paper. Lots of pieces of paper. Quite an intelligent way to recycle paper I say.

So...some people threw the ball around, some kicked the ball up when they are supposed the kick it forward. Quite creative I say, kicking the ball up even though the ceiling is like, so low?

The ball was flying around the classroom due to some kicking it forward, some kicking it up. The ball was like, flying around the room and I was trying my best to dodge it. And then...they somehow "destroyed" the ceiling. Quite an amazing feat I say.

Some people were "shooting" bottlecaps around. The bottlecaps were travelling like, so fast.

So...a bottlecap hit my face and I was like,



So...the assaultant came towards me and apologized. And so I was like, "I'm fine I'm fine, don't worry, continue shooting the bottlecaps."

So...we were dismissed from school soon after. Had lunch at a nearby coffeeshop and went to Jonathan's house.

Me, Beng Chew and Jun Hong went to his house. Beng Chew and Jun Hong were playing Left4Dead. And their conversation went,

Beng Chew: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!

Jun Hong: I'm coming! I'm coming!!

And after they killed the zombies, it was silent until another horde came. So their conversation continued by,


Beng Chew: IT'S COMING AGAIN!!

Jun Hong: Hold on for a little while! I will be done over here soon!

Beng Chew: COME NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

Jun Hong: I'M COMING! I'M COMING!


After listening to their conversation I was like,




So I went home and nothing amazing happened after I reached home.

Quite late now, so...off to sleep.









TEH EDN

Vamo' alla flamenco makes me feel like dancing.

WHAT WAS YOUR :

1. Last beverage: Milk.

2. Last phone call: Sly.

3. Last text message: Jonathan.

4. Last song you listened to: Last song - Gackt. JRCOK FTW

5. Last time you cried: Do not know.


HAVE YOU EVER :

6. Dated someone twice: No.

7. Been cheated on: I wonder.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No. First kiss still intact.

9. Lost someone special: No.

10. Been depressed: Depressed? Depression? What are they?

11. Been drunk and threw up: No.


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS :

12. Purple

13. Blue

14. Red


THIS YEAR HAVE YOU : (2009)

15. Made a new friend: Yes.

16. Fallen out of love: Right...

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes.

18. Met someone who changed you: No.

19. Found out who your true friends were: Friends? Can they be eaten?

20. Found out someone was talking about you: Har?

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: No.

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All.

23. How many kids do you want to have: Some. To continue my legacy.

24. Do you have any pets: None.

25.Do you want to change your name: No.

26. What did you do for your last birthday: Forgot.

27. What time did you wake up today: 6.00am. Had to bathe.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: I can't remember everything. Everything was like, black. And I feel damn comfortable. I was lying on my bed.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: For me to finish this thing and go to sleep.

30. Last time you saw your Mother: 12:05:59, 12:06:00, 12:06:01, 12:06:02...

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Do not know.

32. What are you listening to right now: Music. Melody - Nightmare. JROCK FTW.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No. But I talked to lots of people named Dick. I wonder why.

34. What's getting on your nerves right now: ON my nerves...I guess it would have to be muscles, my flesh, or fats? Not going to cut myself up just to see what is on my nerves.

35. Most visited webpage: Personal information.

36. Whats your real name: Dragon.

37. Nicknames: Handsome, cutie pie, sweetie, sexy, prince charming and many more.

38. Relationship Status: Which relationship? I guess its wether I am attached or not. I am single, girls who are interested please introduce yourselves at the tagboard. But please look into the mirror before signing up. I have a mirror at home.

39. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

40. Male or female?: Interested in females. My gender? Male.

41. Elementary?: What?

42. Middle School?: Har??

43. High school/college?: ...

44. Hair colour: Black.

45. Long or short: Hair: short. Height: average. Pen...

46. Height: 165-168.

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: No. But I like crushing people.

48: What do you like about yourself?: I like my handsomeness, awesomeness, fabulousness.

49. Piercings: None.

50. Tattoos: I hate having ink on my skin.

51. Righty or lefty: Lefty.


FIRSTS :

52. First surgery: Never operated on. Wanting to operate on someone.

53. First piercing: Right index finger got pierced by a scissor.

54. First best friend: Har?

55. First sport you joined: Swimming at the age of 5.

56. First vacation: Forgot.

57. Missing~ <- What is this? I demand an explanation from you, Sly.

58. First pair of trainers: Har?


RIGHT NOW :

59. Eating: Nothing.

60. Drinking: Nothing.

61. I'm about to: Type.

62. Listening to: Music. Rush - UVERworld. JROCK FTW.

63. Waiting on: Waiting on? As in a servent waiting on his/her master? Well, not waiting on anyone. And I don't intend to.

64. Want kids?: Not now. wanting to get a wife at 18 ~ 21. Get wife pregnant at around...22 ~ 23. Get first kid at 23 ~ 24.

65. Get Married?: Hell yes. As soon as possible.

66. Career?: Student.


WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.

68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.

69. Shorter or taller: Er...what?

70. Older or Younger: Younger I guess.

71. Romantic or spontaneous : Romantic.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach.

73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant.


HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger: No. First kiss still intact.

77. Drank hard liquor: No.

78. Lost glasses/contacts: No.

79. Sex on first date: No. And don't wish to. I know AIDs is free and all...but...

80. Broken someone's heart: Let's see...

81. Missing again~ <- Another explanation from you, Sly.

82. Been arrested: No. And don't wish to. I want to be the one arresting people.

83. Turned someone down: Wanting to turn someone's head upside down.

84. Cried when someone died: No.

85. Fallen for a friend?: Good question.


DO YOU BELIEVE IN :

86. Yourself: Yes.

87. Miracles: I make miracles.

88. Love at first sight : When both parties look at each other's eyes for 8.3 seconds, it usually means 2 things, staring incident, or love at first sight. Depends.

89. Heaven: No.

90. Santa Claus: I remember making a post about Santa. I don't believe in Santa.

91. Kiss on the first date: No.

92. Angels: No. But people keep saying that I am like an angel, always so kind.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No. And never will.

95. Did you sing today?: No.

96. Ever cheated on somebody?: No.

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: Do not want to.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: Do not want to.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No.

100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Yes. Absolutely.

Friday, 15 May, Yesterday.

Went home immediately after school.

Went to Causeway point after that.

Beng Chew and Jun Hong reached first, followed by me, and then Jonathan, who looked like a jockey.

He was wearing white-black striped polo and long pants. And the shirt was tucked in. Damn cool I say.

Watched "The Uninvited". Quite crappy. Too much talking, crazy story, not scary.

Went home after the movie and continued with the super amazing game, "Pheonix Wright".

You play as a defense lawyer in the game. You have to find evidence and clues which might help you in a case. Damn fun.

Best part of the game is when you go "OBJECTION!".

End of post. Off to play Pheonix Wright.

TEH EDN

Few weeks ago, my teacher caught a spider, which had notoriously terrorised the girls in class. She then left it in the care of my class prefect, Wah Kan Spider. One day, Wah Kan Spider announced to the class that the spider had escaped. When we pursued the matter, he then revealed that the spider had actually been missing for a few hours and tried to shrug off the responsiblity blaming the box in which the spider was kept in was physically flawed. Instead of showing any form of remorse, all he said was "So what? lost means lost lor. What to do? Sorry lor"

This caused a massive hunt for the spider for fear it might bite some of the students. The school's NPCC and NCC, both recently recognised by National Schools as World Class were put into action. After a long spider-hunt, Wah Kan Spider called to attention the whole class and said that he had a revelation. "Either the Spider is still in the class, hiding in some holes within the walls or tables, or that it had gone out of the class." The whole class "ROARED with cheers" or so says the class-newsletter, Spider Times (ST), which Wah Kan Spider is the sole Editor.

After a few weeks, the prefect from our neighbouring class leaked the news that he had caught a spider. Wah Kan Spider had allegedly made several contacts with the prefect from the neighbouring class and only a week later revealed that the missing Spider has reportedly been caught in the next class.

In his latest newsletter, Wah Kan Spider said that "Spiders being spiders are a bit hard to tell apart. So they required more than a week to verify the identity of the spider in question." The newsletter also reported that the catching of the spider is also credited to the "Brilliant investigative work by Wah Kan Spider". Through his investigation findings, Wah Kan Spider added that "the spider had used his long agile legs as a floating device to swim along the drains linking between the 2 classes".

Wah Kan Spider now wants to reclaim the spider. The form teacher, who's favourite pet in class is incidentally Wah Kan Spider, is agreeing and singing the praises of Wah Kan Spider, the Vice Head Prefect of the school.

-Copied from Hardwarezone forums.


Mas Selamat escaped through a toilet.

Singapore found out several hours later. The police and the army have been sent out to search for him.

Mas Selamat, a cripple, swam to Malaysia using an unknown floating device. Escaping detection from the coast guards.

Mas Selamat was then caught in Malaysia.

Malaysia announced the news a month after he was caught.

Harrison, a security analyst at Singapore's Nanyang Technological University (NTU), praised Singapore and Malaysian authorities for their cooperation and said they had kept the news under wraps to get more intelligence away from the media glare.


Hmm...why do both stories sound so similar...I wonder...


TEH EDN