Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!


TEH EDN

I was forced to do something I didn't want to...

I was forced to a corner...

2 Other guys was pulled out of the crowd.

They were to join me in doing it...

Why must it be us?

Why must it happen to us?

I cannot deny it...it did happen...it happened to me!

The whole class was staring at us...

I was the first one...to have my fingernails cut.

My nails were very long...and beautiful...

I was forced to cut them...in in a corner...near the rubbish bin...

30 minutes passed...I finally finished cutting my nails.

I went back to my seat and found out that I didn't file my nails.

I took the nail cutter from Jia Wei and filed my nails happily...

Nothing much happened after this.

School ended. Went for my piano lesson and went home.

Looked at my nails and thought of the pros and cons of not having nails.

Pros
- None

Cons
- No enjoyment when digging my nose.


Felt dissapointed when the feeling of enjoyment when digging my own nose is gone.

Feeling really sad now...off to play Pokemon Platinum...



TEH EDN

DOTA, DOTA, DOTA, DOTA, DOTA, DOTA, DOTA.

I deleted that shit.

After a month-long holiday in the US , my wife and I finally boarded
the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.

As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched
off, a 6 ft 3’ black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row
got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and
yelled, ‘HIJACK!‘

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen
And two air marshals were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him
when another voice answered from the back of the plane: ‘HI JOHN!‘

I LUL'D

1 Sentence rant.

WHAT'S WITH THE TEARDROPS, EYES, CRYING, LAST BREATHS, TATTOOS ON THE HEART, BROKEN HEARTS, BROKEN PIECES, AND LOSING "YOU"?

BEHOLD. THE POWER OF PLOT-KAI!!



URYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!





Is ripping arms off people that fun?

10 TIPS FOR THE YEAR 2009

1. Do not get into trouble.



2. Aim for greater heights.



3. Stay focused on your job.



4. Exercise to maintain good health.



5. Practice team work.



6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back.



7. Save for rainy days.



8. Rest and relax.



9. Smile always!



And not to forget...

10. Nothing is impossible.

Friday - Yesterday - 13 March.

Called some people to have lunch with me at Seoul Garden.

Beng Chew said yes, Jonathan said yes, Wen Xiang said yes.

10 minutes later...

Beng Chew was tired. He decided not to go.

Jonathan has a tight bond with Beng Chew. He too, decided not to go.

Wen Xiang decided to stay home too.

I went out alone.

Went to Lot 1. Decided to have lunch at Sakae Sushi.

Time: 2.00PM - 3.00PM
Bought a movie ticket. "Dragonball Evolution"

Walked around the mall.

3.00PM - 4.30PM
Had lunch at Sakae Sushi.

4.30PM - 5.10PM

Went to the library. Read a book called "The Skeptic's Dictionary"

Was cool. Read about a lot of unsolved myths and stuff.

5.10PM - 5.20PM
Met some friends.

5.30PM
Went in the movie theater.

The movie started and I started looking around the theater.

There was about...10 people watching the movie.

There was this group of people sitting behind me, they were talking non-stop and the sounds of their chips. Pfft. Irritating faggots.

Moved to another seat.

The movie was...average. And it ended real quick.

Bought a keyboard for my laptop. Still not used to the in-built keyboard.


Saturday - Today - 14 March

Woke up and started to type the stuff above. Hungry.


TEH EDN

Oh hi I love tetris but it refuses to load on my browser I do not know why but there must be a reason behind it which I dont know and please dont ask me about it KTHXBAI

Woke up in the morning ate some bread and went to school

As usual I flipped through the newspaper I borrowed from Gabriel

I think I ate my punctuations but I dont care


Reached school. Beng Chew left without a word.

Lessons as usual.

Assembly.

Students who got chosen to go for the Hong Kong trip last year made a presentation.

Wrong pronunciations

1) Yacht =/= [Yet-ch] Yacht = [Yot]

2)Aisle =/= [Ai-sle] Aisle = [Ahyl]


SPCA talk

Saw pictures of those lower beings mutilated and abused.

Not surprising. I've seen worse in my neighbourhood.

I think I got back my punctuations. But I still don't care.


Nothing much happened after I went home.

Wanting to end this post but I can't bear to do so.

Readers can press the little red cross on the top right corner of your screen.

Or continue reading on...

Today is a fine day. Right?

I am craving for curry.

Do you like candy? I don't.

TEH EDN

Just joking.

Are you still reading?

If you are, there is a surprise for you at the end of the post.

Are you excited?

Do you want to know what surprise I have for you?

Do you? Do you?

It will surprise you.

Ahahaha. Do you Hillgrovians know about the sign which says "BEWARE OF APPROACHING STUDENTS" on the main gate of the school?

I wonder if cars would speed off when they see students...

I am going to give you the surprise now...

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TEH EDN

Looks like it...

STUNNED doctors discovered a woman complaining of stomach ache had been carrying her unborn child for 60 YEARS.

Huang Yijun, 92, of Huangjiaotan, southern China, was told by medics in 1948 that her child had died in the womb.

Doctors demanded £100 to remove it, so she walked away.

She said: "It was a huge sum at the time - more than the whole family earned in several years so I did nothing and ignored it."

But the secret emerged when Huang hurt her stomach and went to hospital for a scan.

Dr Liu Anbin at Qingshen hospital said: "I couldn’t believe my eyes when I discovered she had a baby in her belly."

"I’ve been a doctor for more than 40 years and it’s the first time I have seen something like this."

Now medics are carrying out further tests to see if Huang needs an operation to remove the baby.

Consultant Xu Xianming, director of the Obstetrics and Gynecology department at the hospital, said: "Normally a dead foetus would decay. It’s very rare that Huang can be so healthy."

60 year old baby...interesting...

I heard this from someone in school yesterday.

"I failed chemistry because the paper is too easy."

Today, that person said

"I get top for physics because the paper is too easy."

TEH EDN

Pfft. Monday.

Start of a new week, and I predict that more problems are coming my way.

Had science and POA test today.

Science was quite alright, but for POA...

There is this question in the chemistry paper.

A student acidentally poured hydrochloric acid on his hand. Another student suggests that the student pour sodium chloride on his hand.

Suggest what you would do if you were the student.

So...I wrote "Ask the teacher for help." Hopefully I will get that question right.

Had to go home today. Started to rain when I decided to leave the coffeeshop and go home.

Walked to Bukit Gombak MRT station with Beng Chew and Wei Ning.

Took bus 300 at Choa Chu Kang MRT station.

It was a long ride. I got bored and started counting stuff.

What I counted:

-46 Seats
-1 Rubbish bin
-21 Bells
-12 Handles
-22 Windows including emergency exit windows
-6 EZ-link card readers
-8 Emergency hammers

Not sure if I got the numbers correct but that helped me kill some time.

Off to study for the upcoming maths and history tests.

TEH EDN