I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Ya rly.

FRIDAY 13.

DESKTOP'S SCREEN DIED ON ME AND REFUSES TO TURN ON.

USING MY BRO'S LAPTOP NOW. NOT USED TO THE SMALL AND LIGHT MOUSE AND THE SMALL KEYS OF THE KEYBOARD.

MY WRISTS ARE RED NOW. THE EDGE OF THE LAPTOP KEPT RUBBING ON M WRISTS WHENEVER I TYPE.

LOTS OF MY FUNNY PICTURES ARE STORED ON MY PREVIOUS COMPUTER.

NOW I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE. REPAIR IT OR GET A NEW COMPUTER.

NOT GOING TO HAVE ANYMORE BLOG POSTS UNTIL I GET A NEW COMPUTER OR REPAIR MY CURRENT COMPUTER.

AND I REFUSE TO USE A LAPTOP.

IF I SOMEHOW GET INTO A POLYTECHNIC, I WILL BRING MY LAPTOP AND A KEYBOARD.

I REFUSE TO UNPLUG MY KEYBOARD FROM MY DESKTOP AND PLUG IT IN MY LAPTOP.

THE SKIN OF MY WRISTS ARE GOING TO TEAR SOON.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH SO MUCH FREE TIME?

I AM GOING TO PLAY MY PIANO OR SLEEP.

PLUS, TOMORROW IS VALENTINE'S DAY AND I AM GOING TO SPEND IT WITH A GROUP OF GUYS.

PERFECT, JUST PERFECT.

TEH EDN

What has been seen cannot be un-seen.
What has been heard cannot be un-heard.

What did I see?
I saw chins bouncing in unlawful physics.

What did I hear?
I heard someone went EAAAAAARH~ and someone going YEA PASS~

What did I do? I gave a face which looks like this.


I went home in despair, the scenes which appear in my nightmares.
The sounds made by them, trying to destroy my sense of hearing.
The day in school, etched in my memory.
Today, I felt the flames of hell.
When will this torment end?


TEH EDN

I go through such torment every school day. I wish I could lock them all in another dimension.


EDIT 1: A new research published in the New England Journal of Medicine revealed that gazing at larger breasts makes men healthier. A team of researchers led by gerontologist, Dr Karen Weatherby, monitored 200 male volunteers for 5 years. 100 of them were encourage to ogle at busty women daily whereas the other 100 were told to avoid such sightings altogether.

Their study concludes that sexual excitement as a result of admiring the sight of large breasts stimulates the heart to pump faster and improves blood circulation. Several minutes a day is sufficient to lower the risk of cardiac arrest and stroke by half.

According to the research, men over 40 will benefit by investing at least 10 minutes of their daily schedule to admiring well endowed females with breast sized “D-Cup” or bigger. In fact, the acts of ogling at such breasts are equivalent to a 30 minute gym workout and could prolong a man’s life by up to 5 years.

http://ezinearticles.com/?expert=Wong_Grace

Why are females afraid of flashers?

"Well, imagine yourself in a situation where a man with a big overcoat came to you and suddenly, he just flashed his dirty penis in front of you, wiggling it like a small ring worm as his balls bounce in unlawful physics! Imagine the horror as he tries to do flap-fapping in front of you - a deadly skill for all flashers as they can ejaculate semen without touching their penis, ONLY through rhythm-like bouncing of the dick!

And, female gynaecologist would scream at a male flasher, cause they’re lesbian."

-PlayPark forums.

Yay. Today is such a "great" day.

Someone almost destroyed my shoulders during recess.

Went home after school and slept at home. Time 2.30pm

Woke up and sat on my bed. Stretched my body and suffered from a leg cramp.

Rolled around on the bed, rolled off the bed, lied on the floor.

Tried to lay still, preventing further suffering.

Oh the pain, the excruciating pain.

Had dinner. Blogging now. Ending post now.

TEH EDN

Planning to watch all available movies tomorrow. Alone.

Thursday. Went to school.

Physics

Had a class test. Most probably get a borderline pass. Tried to remember all the formulas but failed.

English

Mdm Chen gave us a topic for our essay. "Should animals be kept in zoos?"
We were asked to work in groups and discuss together and were required to write as many reasons to support our choice and each group had to write 2 of their reasons on the board.

Our group thought that animals should be kept in zoos.

I went up to the board and wrote 2 of my reasons.

1) Able to laze around, doing nothing.
2) Able to find a mate easily.

My reasons got striked out. Forgot the reason why.

There was a group of girls who wrote:

"Animals should not be kept in zoos as they give hunters an advantage."
"Animals should not be kept in zoos as there will be no zoos."

Somehow, that group of girls gave me the impression that their intelligence is equivalent to the intelligence of a cow.

School dismissal

Had lunch with Gabriel and Benjamin and Beng Chew. Found out that a teacher confiscated Jun Hong's PSP when Gabriel was playing the PSP in his class.

Jun Hong joined us at the coffeeshop about 30 minutes later.

Jun Hong lost the appetite to eat when he heard about the bad news.

Went back to the school as Gabriel and Jun Hong wanted to try getting back the PSP's memory card back at least.

Jun Hong and Gabriel went to the staff room while me, Benjamin and Beng Chew waited downstairs.

Came up with something stupid.

"I'm a potato~ P-O-T-A-T-O~" You guys should know what this is. Heh.

Jun Hong and Gabriel returned with the whole PSP. Amazing.

Went home after that. Reached home at 4.30pm.

Went for tuition at 6.30pm.

Off to sleep now.

TEH EDN