Jonathan : Guardian Of The Storm . says:
WHEN POLAR BEAR WAS GOING HOME

可愛い口 可愛い胸 可愛い声 可愛い顔 可愛いアレ 可愛いソレ ヌメヌメギトギトドロドロの says:
K.....

Jonathan : Guardian Of The Storm . says:
HE MET A MALAY

可愛い口 可愛い胸 可愛い声 可愛い顔 可愛いアレ 可愛いソレ ヌメヌメギトギトドロドロの says:
K.............

Jonathan : Guardian Of The Storm . says:
THAT MALAY

可愛い口 可愛い胸 可愛い声 可愛い顔 可愛いアレ 可愛いソレ ヌメヌメギトギトドロドロの says:
KKKKKK.

Jonathan : Guardian Of The Storm . says:
SPLIT IN FRONT OF HIM

可愛い口 可愛い胸 可愛い声 可愛い顔 可愛いアレ 可愛いソレ ヌメヌメギトギトドロドロの says:
LOL.

Jonathan : Guardian Of The Storm . says:
OUT OF ANGER

-JunHong-[ - 2 More days to 'SALVATION' from this laidback lifestyle TwT -].SOS団#1 is sending a sound.
Action: Play "Ike Ike"

可愛い口 可愛い胸 可愛い声 可愛い顔 可愛いアレ 可愛いソレ ヌメヌメギトギトドロドロの says:
SPLIT.

-JunHong-[ - 2 More days to 'SALVATION' from this laidback lifestyle TwT -].SOS団#1 says:
LOL

-JunHong-[ - 2 More days to 'SALVATION' from this laidback lifestyle TwT -].SOS団#1 says:
SPLIT

Jonathan : Guardian Of The Storm . says:
HE PUNCED HIS FACE

可愛い口 可愛い胸 可愛い声 可愛い顔 可愛いアレ 可愛いソレ ヌメヌメギトギトドロドロの says:
THAT MALAY FUCKING SPLIT IN FRONT OF HIM.



SPLIT! FUCKING SPLIT!

IMAGINE SOME RANDOM GUY WALKS TO YOU AND DOES A SPLIT AND GETS PUNCHED BY YOU.

FUCKING MADE OF WIN.

Time: 5:17am

Listening to: Owari to Mirai - Girugamesh.

I have this feeling that my ego will get trampled on during the first day of school.

Going off to sleep now.

School startng in 3 days.

Youth Olympics starting soon too. On the year 2010.

As can be seen from Yahoo! news:

"This means during the YOG, the students will get to take part in various activities with the YOG athletes from their twinned committee."

The above statement is a little vague.

By various activities , are we going to participate in mental activities or physical activities?

If it's physical activities , it would be disastrous.

With "N" levels next year , the time used for this programme could be time for me to study and not to exercise and make myself tired and rest. That would be precious revision time lost.

And from Yahoo! news:

"But while not all students can be top athletes, Education Minister Ng Eng Hen says his ministry hopes to encourage participation in at least one sports activity for every child."

I LOVE SWIMMING.

2008 ending soon. 2009 coming soon.

Not going to think about how to celebrate the coming of year 2009 but think about why do people celebrate a passing year.

Once 2008 is over , there will never be another year 2008.

Why celebrate the coming of 2009?

It's like you are going to lose something (Year 2008) which you will never have again and gaining something bad (Year 2009) at the same time.

Year 2009:

Recession.

Stock Market Crash.

Oil Prices Up again.

GST Rise to 10%.

What's there to celebrate?

I find it weird how people have the mood to celebrate an impending doom.

"Funny how almost everyone in the world stay up to 12AM on a day like any other day and celebrate the changing on a single number in their calendars." - PlayPark Forums.

Year 2009: Year of doom and destruction / The Great Depression Part II

Time: 2:04am.

Felling hungry right now. Time to cook some instant noodles.

TEH EDN

Downloaded Dj Max Portable Black Square.

Hacked the game , unlocked everything.

Noticed that the songs are more difficult and nicer.

Thumbs went numb after 10 minutes of continuous playing.

Time now is 4:12.

Will sleep at 6 am and wake up at 7 am to go out with parents.

Haircut at 1pm.

December 26.

Slept at 6.30 am. Woke up at 10 am.

Had lunch at 12.

Went out.

Reached Jun Hong's house first followed by Beng Chew

Jonathan and Benjamin arrived a few minutes later.

Messed Jun Hong's bed up.

Disturbed Jun Hong while he was doing his homework.

Jun Hong left for tuition.

Had a long conversation with Jonathan , Beng Chew and Benjamin.

Went to Causeway point after Jun Hong's tuition lesson.

Didn't enjoy dinner.

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December 27.

Time : 5:13 am

Listening to Doraemon no uta.

Had a chat with a friend just now...the conversation rendered me speechless.

Conversation goes...

Me: Which would you choose , Ah lians or normal girls?

Friend: Normal girls.

Me: Why not Ah lians?

Friend: Ah lians are like instant noodles. When you're hungry and want convenience , you eat instant noodles.

Me: Then what about the normal girls?

Friend: They are noodles which takes a longer time to cook but in the end , they turn out the same.

Me: Why?

Friend: Both are women right?

Me: ...

Friend: Oh. Eating instant noodles may cause cancer.

Me: ...............................................

TEH EDN

Christmas today.

Not really interested in Christmas but since it's christmas , I wish everyone a merry Christmas.

A picture says a thousand words. So don't say that my posts are short.

/Run_Obvious.exe

Christmas eve today , Christmas tomorrow.

/End_Obvious.exe

HAI GUISE! LUL. Iz erly in teh mornin. LUL. Ai r mak blog poz. LUL.

Ai r not good in lolspeekin but ai traiz k? LUL.

Ai haz resizd teh muzik box. looks nice nao? LUL.

Ai r heypi. LUL.

Holidez r endin soon , ai muz sleep erly so tat ai doesn feel taird when skool starts . LUL.

Ai r end naoz. Tiem nao iz 5:12 am. Ai r sez goodbaiz. LUL.

From my observations , the previous picture was not enough to shut YOUR mouth.
I'm effing serious now.
ONE more BULLSHIT or CRAP or NONSENSE from you , I WILL POKE YOUR EYEBALLS.

-TO JONATHAN YAP SIN WEI.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Blog song changed , another classical music piece , Sabre Dance.

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.

The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said, ‘I’ll pay you in
monthly installment.‘

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A lawyer was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the lawyer turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.‘

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?‘

‘Oh, I don’t know,‘ said the lawyer. ‘How about nuclear power?‘ and he smiles.

‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?‘

The lawyer, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.‘

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?

MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT.

HALLIBEL = EPIC FAILURE.

Holidays are almost over , school is starting. But...With the kind of people in my class , how am I to study?

In such a surrounding , how am I to study?

With teachers who gives me the "haiz , that boy" attitude , will I have the motivation to continue to work hard?

Why are teachers always saying "The gap between "N" levels and "O" levels is very big" when they can choose to encourage their students?

Do I even deserve the "Fair" conduct?

Why are some people chosen to go for the school's Hong Kong trip when they sleep in class more than me , played truant more than me and had even got punished heavily.

They can forgive those people so easily , why can't they do the same to me?

How am I to study in a class where 5 are sleeping , some are not paying attention , some are SMS-ing , some are "absent" , some are in the toilet , some are talking?

Without working hard for the year 2009 , I don't think I might be able to get to be promoted to secondary 5.

Am I so hated by teachers in school?

I tried to change and managed to change a lot , but why does everyone's impression of me remain unchanged?

I tried to concentrate in class , but I can't.

I tried to work hard , but I can't.

I tried to change my UNTIDY handwriting , somehow managed to change it a little.

I tried to change my temper , I changed it.

I tried to hand up my homework punctually , was better this year compared to last year.

And one last thing...I am not an emo. this post just makes me look and sound like one.


Added Epic Links section.

Links added.

Only if there were anti ah beng blogs...that would be ENTERTAINMENT.

By DEAN SCHABNER
Dec. 10, 2008
A Clackamas County, Ore., couple accused of letting their infant daughter die by relying on prayer, rather than medicine, today asked that the charges be dropped, arguing that they infringe on their freedom of religion and their right to raise their children in their own way.

URYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 2 DAYS TO DISSIDIA!

Final Fantasy: Dissidia

Onion Knight.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 3 DAYS TO DISSIDIA!

Final Fantasy: Dissidia

Warrior of light.

OHOHOHO. 4 DAYS TO DISSIDIA

Final Fantasy: Dissidia

Squall Leonheart.

Added "Links" section , "music" section and "PEW BOOM!" section by adding in some codes and had the song of this blog changed.

5 DAYS TO DISSDIA.

Final Fantasy: Dissidia

Garland.

Master of music , Ludwig Van Beethoven.

BEIJING - A YOUNG woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported on Monday.

The 20-something girl from Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, went to hospital completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.


‘The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear,’ the paper quoted a doctor surnamed Li from the hospital as saying.

The woman’s hearing would likely return to normal after about two months, Li said.

‘While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,’ the paper said.


The kiss of deaf.

Why do youths nowadays go to such extents that they smoke , take drugs and throw themselves off buildings for attention or whatnot.

Why are youths nowadays so stupid to give away their first kiss at such a young age?

Why are youths nowadays dressing up like jesters? Or are they colour blind?

Why is love such a hot topic among youths?

Why are some females dressing up like whores and acting like whores?

Why are females so loud now?

Why are there so many ungentlemanly , uncouth and uncivilised males out there?

Why are youths consuming alcohol at such an age?

In my opinion , the education they had are wasted.

There are still many un-answered questions regarding youths in Singapore.

It's 5.30am now and it's raining...a very good time to sleep.

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIONAL BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKDOWN!
DrAgOn receives 9999 damage.
DrAgOn faints.
PkMn Trainer Dragon has no more pokemans left.
PkMn Trainer Dragon Whited out!

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair.

While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s
probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain…
do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be
strong, honey. I love you!”

His wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
I love you, too!”

-PlayPark Forums

I WILL FUCKING REARRANGE YOUR FACE.

(THE PICTURE ABOVE DESCRIBES HOW I FEEL NOW.)

Christmas is near. Continue reading to find out more about Santa Claus scientifically viewed or just skip to the conclusion part.

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1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn’t (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)rate of 3.5 children per household, that’s 91.8 million homes. One presumes there’s at least one good child in each.



3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc.
This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.



4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that “flying reindeer” (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.



5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.


In conclusion—If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he’s dead now.

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Ripped from PlayPark forums.

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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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R-R-R-RICKROLL!

MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!

-For Gabriel.

Sky is dark...going to rain here...making me switch the lights on so that I can see clearly. Waste electricity. Pfft.

ナイトメア - NAKED LOVE
by mugen-pv

Vocalist's hair = Amazing.
Nightmare for the win.